Mary Burken from the Shire's Journal

so this is what a journal is all about! I thought it would be something more, but oh well. I'm not sure what I should put in here, but if I ever get pissed off or digging ditches or depressed like a bitch then it will serves a pupose. did you know that a dork is really a whale's dick? yes! I find that amusing, ok so I'm a female dick.. splendid! it's like the nicer way of calling me a dick. "mary.. you are such a dork!" when it really means "mary you dick!". great! I love it. the tears are already started to well up in my eyes. :-(-_-)-:

the update with Tina is that I cant gain access to her "forbiden entries" until I get to updating my journal, which is weird cuz I have known you for like forever and you still don't trust me!!! or something like that. maybe this is a test? probably. well I'll show you cuz look at me I'm writing about random moronic stuff, but it will only get morbider. yes! that is a word, duh.

hm. um. k? hummuk!!! now I leave because I luv cheeeeeeeeeeese!